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Our Gang
Yes, this is our Boss. The man in charge. Sometimes a real arse but otherwise a very friendly ... well ... arse. He is the one making sure all things at AC are running smoothly + he knows a whole lot of stuff about autoflowers, so he is usefull to us otherwise we would put him to sleep a long time ago.
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The Boss
This is Shorty. This giant fella is our devoted Photographer, Graphics Designer and a real danger to anyone`s food supplies. Seriously! This eating machine can diggest a ton of food in no time after smoking a joint. I used to think I eat a lot but when I met this guy my rations started to look like some fashion model`s diet dish. Even though he costs us a shit-load of food money we love him like our big brother. And by big I mean fat. Our Fat brother. STOP EATING OUR FOOD FATTY!
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Shorty
Just to be clear, my name`s got nothing to do with any of that kung fu stuff. I don`t know how to fight so anyone can hit me and get away with it. Want to slap me? Just send an e-mail to monk@slapmail.com. We`ll book you for a session.
Maybe this is the reason why I sweat my ass off here at AC. If this was a whorehouse I would be the `Bottom Bitch`. While Shorty stuffs his 34th muffin of the day down his throat, The Boss is studying autoflower seeds by sampling and smoking every bud of all the hybrids we have in our catalog. He says that what he do is science but we all know he just likes weed...very fricking much!
Me? One hand: telephone, keyboard, mouse, coffee mug, pen & paper, calculator... The other hand: free for rolling joints. My forehead: Victoria Falls.
You get the picture.
But nevertheless I love working with autos and for some unknown reason I really enjoy fooling around with these two schmuchs! Against all the odds we became a strong team of experts, each on its own field, and together we tick like a swiss watch.
Welcome to Autoflower Center ;)
The Fun Shop!
Me, Monk
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